Looking to buy articles on high-profile magazine sites, zero effort (Paying $X,XXX)

Sites like the New York Times, Entrepreneur, Huffington Post, Forbes, etc etc.

We will come up with the content and where we want links to go, all you have to do is post them.

Contacted 5+ people on here with zero response in 36 hours. Please don't link me to a thread I've already been on.

Strong English skills and the ability to not disappear with our money preferred. Thanks.

Please PM with rates, what you can offer, and some samples of articles from the same author, not generic articles from the site.

Willing to pay upwards of $7,500 total, or $1,500 or so per link if they are top notch sources. Thanks again.